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Can't make this stuff up. Not if I tried. Not that I would need to, I seem to have people humor me all the time. Like this one. Can't forget this one either.

Common sense. Not very common at all, now is it?

Someone was asking for my email. So to make things easier, I told them "it's my first name..." [like I always do!].

Her response? "Ok, so f-i-r--"

"No", I interrupted. "It's MY first name, as in s-u-m-..."

Really?!

Now, if this person was not a pretty young person, I'd give them the benefit of the doubt. Fortunately, this was over the phone. If she was to see my facial expression, I don't even know...

Application Humor

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Someone I know had this as their Facebook status yesterday, and it made me literally laugh out loud. Because it's so true!

She wrote:

Whenever I am filling out an application, and I get to the part where it asks "who should we contact in case of an emergency", I always write in "doctor". What's my mother/father going to do?

It's made me laugh a few times today, that's for sure!

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Funniest Kid Ever

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So I am waiting in the lobby of the hospital earlier this morning, and this adorable little girl (had to be 2 1/2 or three years old at max) caught my eye. She was giving her mom a hard time and running around in a crowded area (every young mother's nightmare, I'm sure).

To try and calm the kid down, the mom offered her daughter a snack -- little cookies.

The child happily obliged, and was enjoying said cookie... until she dropped it on the ground. She looks down at the cookie, looks up at her mom, then quickly picks up the aforementioned cookie from the dirty floor and stuffs it in her MOUTH thinking the mom hadn't noticed!

The mom, of course, did notice. She tries to convince her daughter to spit the cookie out.. and after a few seconds or so -- the daughter says: I'll throw it in the garbage myself. The mom agrees.

The little girl spits the cookie into her hand, runs towards the garbage can, turns around and quickly puts it back in her mouth and swallows it!

Everybody in the room who had noticed the incident play out (except for the mom of course) burst out laughing.

I feel for her parents already. That kid is going to be rebellious in her teen years for sure.

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Five Year Old Delivers Herb Brooks' 'Miracle' Speech

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My brother, Faraz, just shared this video with me and it is hilarious and cute (but I don't condone or appreciate that kind of language from kids that age).

On opening night of baseball, five-year-old Joshua Sacco gave the speech that the Team USA coach Herb Brooks gave to his team (before 'Miracle on Ice') to the Red Sox.





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McCain and Obama Provide Some Laughs at Al Smith Dinner

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Tonight, John McCain and Barack Obama spoke at the annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner, which is a charity event organized by the Catholic Archdiocese of New York for the benefit of needy children. Both candidates were pretty funny. It was the last (scheduled) face-to-face meet between the two candidates. If you missed the event, you can watch it below:

Part One of John McCain's Speech:


Part Two of John McCain's Speech:


Part One of Barack Obama's Speech:


Part Two of Barack Obama's Speech:


My favorite part: addressing his greatest weakness, Obama says: "maybe I'm a little too awesome".